See what our two interns, Britney and Rachael, wore to work today. (Note: they were supposed to wear something risqué but like most 20 year-old girls, these girls don't follow direction very well.)
Kristin is 23, lives in Saint Paul and just graduated art school with a Bachelor of Fine Arts but also loves video games and the renaissance festival.
I have 3 jobs, I work at a motorcycle airbrushing and body work company, I am a photographer for death metal bands, and I prop paint for a local dance studio.
Kiki is 29, does hair, is divorced (has a great story about that!) lives with her mom and dad, reads her horoscope every day (flake) and has fainting spells.
ESPN reporter ERIN ANDREWS was at the College World Series this weekend, and when she politely declined to sign a kid's baseball, he said he was going to, quote, "watch [her] video tomorrow."
51 year-old pseudo movie and TV star Doug Hutchinson married a 16 year-old girl (who looks like a porn star) see pics from their wedding and see her music video.
That Gorilla's got moves. Zola, nine-years old, is one of eight Western lowland gorillas currently living at the Calgary Zoo. He loves to play in water and keepers regularly give him the opportunity to do so as part of the enrichment activities they plan and vary on a daily basis.
There's a video from last year that's making the rounds online . . . maybe because of the recent heat. It's a blond teenager explaining how we could cool down the earth . . . by installing huge air conditioners outside.
A new survey has figured out the average age when people FINALLY give up on their lifelong quest to have abs, and realize it's time to enjoy hanging out on the couch eating ice cream.
If you are an American soccer fan you are well aware of how lame American commentators are. Well we have a new hope and he only has 4 words for you…”Wa wa we wa!”
Someone attached a camera to the inside of a hula-hoop, to see what hula-hooping looks like from the hula-hoop's point of view. But if you're prone to motion sickness, be warned.
There's a video online of a little kid who just learned how to ride a bike, and he offers up some words of wisdom for other kids who are also learning how to ride their bikes.
At a Kansas City Royals game on Monday, they played a message on the jumbo screen from a soldier asking his girlfriend to marry him. Then the soldier showed up in person to give her the ring.
Nutritionist Kerri-Ann Jennings says that "skinny people" have 4 secret tricks which help them stay in shape. See the list and comment with your one healthy eating trick.
Some alleged nude photos of "Gossip Girl" minx BLAKE LIVELY hit the web yesterday. The pics show a young, thin blonde chick taking pictures of herself COMPLETELY NUDE in her bathroom.
What happened when Fox 9 interrupted UEFA Champions League soccer to inform viewers that a tornado warning had been issued? Angry viewers and an annoyed news anchor.
You're probably heard of the website PeopleOfWalmart, where people post pictures of the freaks they encounter at America's biggest retail store. But now the pictures have inspired a catchy song, aptly titled the "People of Walmart Song".
JUSTIN BIEBER has filmed a commercial for his new women's fragrance, Someday. And you have to wonder if it's a little too SEXUAL, given the fact that the kid is only 17.
Lindsay lost her bikini top in the ocean in Miami . . . and although she tried to recover as quickly as possible, the paparazzi got a couple CLEAN shots of one of her naked breasts.
Gary Spivey confirmed that during a past life Crisco really WAS a sailor during War 2. Hear what Gary said and see the picture a listener sent of what could be Crisco in a past life.
Celebrating some of the best War of the Roses of the year, tell us which Rosie nominee you like the most. Vote for the one you like the most by leaving a comment.
Lady Gaga was on the show to talk about her new album, “Born this Way”, her upcoming appearance on Saturday Night Live with Justin Timberlake and cleared up relationship rumors.
This video may, or may not, make you yearn for hot summer days at the beach. At the very least, there's something strangely entertaining about watching a drunken woman's futile attempts to get out of the ocean.
A British company called Diet Chef asked women when they felt they were too old to wear things like bikinis, miniskirts, tube tops, and knee-high boots.
A British company called Diet Chef asked women when they felt they were too old to wear things like bikinis, miniskirts, tube tops, and knee-high boots.
On Saturday morning, 51-year-old Robert Norton Kennedy of Horry County, South Carolina was arrested for assault and battery. And his tattoo seems like he was already prepared for that.
Miley Cyrus' tour hit Chile the other day . . . and Miley decided to hit some shops with her mom TISH. She also decided to wear a pretty skimpy top that allowed for a little SIDE-BOOB action.
Some idiot ran on the field at a Boston Red Sox game the other night, and a security guard absolutely leveled him. The guy had his hands in the air, and the security guard ran in from the side and drilled him.
For 40 minutes, the President and his senior aides could do nothing but watch the video screens and listen to the operation and ensuing firefight on the other side of the world. Did you see who else was in the room?
Think you know where you stand, politically? You'll be asked just 10 easy questions, and then it instantly tells you where you stand politically. It shows your position as a red dot on a "political map" so you'll see exactly where you score.
In January of 2004, a 23-year-old man was gunned down in front of a liquor store in Los Angeles. Police believed it was a gang-related shooting, but they were never able to find the murderer, and the case went cold.
There's a guy who calls himself Tim 'Wild Thang' Lepard, and he manages a team of dog-riding monkeys. Yep. And last year, he gave a motivational speech at a minor league baseball game in Peoria, Illinois.
On Monday, in Phoenix, police busted Alan John Shepard for selling meth. That's not usually enough to get on our radar. But we're talking about Alan because, in his mugshot, HE DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH. Seriously. NO MOUTH.
Just a couple of weeks before the royal wedding, someone at T-Mobile got the bright idea of adapting the 2009 viral video hit J&K’s Wedding Entrance Dance for the royals.
Britain's Got Talent: 19-year-old IT Engineer Michael certainly has an entertaining story, and - with an interesting choice of clothes - the audience and judges seem to have him already sussed. That is, of course, until he starts to perform!
There's a new video on YouTube of a girl doing 18 different animal impressions in under 90 seconds. A few of them are average . . . as far as animal impressions go . . . but some of them are really good.
After spending the weekend with her dad see the pics which have our listeners fuming. We'll talk to Mom about Dad and the hair dye disaster Tuesday at 8:10am.
Friday morning Peggy correctly identified five famous landmarks from around the world. If you missed the correct answers see them here, we'll play the contest again next week.
Abercrombie and Fitch has come under pressure for marketing padded bikini tops for little girls. Many of the "push-up" tops -- with a thick pillowy pad -- are for girls as young as 7 years old.
There's a new video where a kid freaks out about a tornado touching down in Hempfield, Pennsylvania on Wednesday, and people are calling it Pennsylvania's answer to the Double Rainbow Guy.
Let's hear it for ULTRA-RANDY senior citizens who know what they want . . . and know what it takes to get it. Even if, ya know, they're dangerous like this woman and end up in jail.
ark McAllister of Global Toronto started messing up his speech during a live broadcast about Libya. He soldiered on to the end of the report, but it became harder and harder to tell what he was saying . . . although it never became complete gibberish.
Hot mess Randy Quaid performed his song 'star whackers' about the assassins who he blames for the death of Heath Ledger and David Carradine. See video from his strange performance.
Sheen ran onto the Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel stage Monday night carrying a tote bag full of T-shirts printed with various odes to "winning," "tiger blood" and other Sheenisms.
Check out this amazing launch party for Ark Music, the evil geniuses who are at work right now building an army of abysmal tween pop robots to take over the universe. Ark's the "label/talent agency" that discovered Rebecca Black but look what else they've been up too.
Some Christian guy did a remix of Cee Lo Green's "(Eff) You" called "Bless You." The song is about people who go online and post comments ripping on Christianity
Earlier this week we were all introduced to the worst/best song ever by Rebecca Black. Black's "Friday" has cracked the top 100 on itunes and now the covers are pouring in.
Justin Bieber brought the funny when honored with one of those life-size wax statues at the Madame Tussauds wax museum in New York City. See a few pics
Casey's had enough. The bigger kid on the right "has been bullied his whole school life," says the video description, "and this is what happens when he snaps!!"
MILEY CYRUS JUST TURNED 18 IN NOVEMBER, WHICH STILL MAKES HER THREE YEARS BELOW THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE IN CALIFORNIA -- BUT SHE WAS STUMBLING INTO CHATEAU MARMONT AT 1 AM SATURDAY, WHERE SHE STAYED FOR 2 HOURS BEFORE HER PEOPLE SLIPPED HER OUT THE BACK DOOR.
The 'Jersey Shore' star's jokes were not easy to follow, and he took various jabs at fellow roasters. One shot at Snoop Dogg resulted in boos from the crowd, which prompted Ross to join Sorrentino on stage.
If you're like most people and you're fascinated by all the earthquake and tsunami footage, "The Washington Post" put together a collection of some of the craziest videos. And the BBC website also has a bunch.
"Hangover" superstar ZACH GALIFIANAKIS hosted "Saturday Night Live" for the second time this weekend, and he was pretty great.
For starters, he NAILED his opening monologue. Instead of turning it into a skit, Zach basically did a short stand-up routine . . . packed with quick, random one-liners.
IT WAS A NOISY NIGHT AT THE GATED COMMUNITY MULHOLLAND ESTATES IN SHERMAN OAKS -- AT 8 PM, POLICE & TV NEWS HELICOPTERS WERE CIRCLING THE HOME OF CHARLIE SHEEN, WHILE COPS WERE INSIDE CONDUCTING A PRE-PLANNED RAID
Former Wyoming senator Alan Simpson has a problem with kids these days. The 79-year-old was on Fox News yesterday talking about seniors and Social Security when he got off on a tangent about kids and how they're "walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg."
If you care, "Entertainment Tonight" has released surveillance footage of LINDSAY LOHAN'S alleged necklace theft. See the surveillance video and a video expectation from OJ's former lawyer Marcia Cross.
A guy who'd recently lost his house in a fire dealt with the loss by drinking a lot of beer and then giving a great, drunken interview to a local news reporter. At one point, he gets "racial" and expresses his hatred for kerosene.
Just when you thought Charlie Sheen couldn't be more ridiculous his comments during an interview the other day led to CBS suspending Two and a Half Men.
Are places like Sam's Club and Costco really that great of a deal? When was the last time you actually ate the xtra large jug of pickles? Find how warehouse club retailers, or online bulk sellers like Amazon's "Subscribe and Save," get shoppers to spend more than they planned
So you find an embarrassing photo of yourself or a loved one online. You feel awful. You want the website to remove it, destroy it, and make sure no one sees it. Basically, you want the photo to go away as quickly and quietly as possible.
have you seen the cool video of 10-year-old Maria Aragon covering "Born This Way"? Well, Maria was doing a radio interview on Friday and Lady Gaga called in to surprise her.
Download
In Australia, a news anchor by the name of Mark Aiston was reading a story about a tiny urn for ashes, and he asked his co-anchor how something so small could be so impressive. The female co-anchor then looked at him and said...watch the video to see what happened next.
Britney's newest music video is online along with explanation. From Greek mythology to mid-'90s Tool albums, Brit's latest is full of blink-and-you'll-miss-it moments.
We're FINALLY starting to get some medical explanations for KCBS reporter SERENE BRANSON'S descent into gibberish, while reporting "live" after the Grammys on Sunday night.
The secret formula for Coca-Cola has always been one of the most heavily-guarded secrets in the world but Public Radios, "The American Life" stumbled across the secret recipe.
It is ON between BILLY RAY CYRUS and the show that made him a household name again. In an interview with "GQ" magazine, Billy Ray comes down HARD on "Hannah Montana".
Apparently "casual Fridays" have become "hungover Fridays." And you know what? We're totally fine with that. Weekends SHOULD start on Thursday. Eff The Man.
A 55-year-old man faces aggravated indecent exposure charges after he allegedly fondled himself outside a church and elementary school late last week. While the crime is horrible his hair is AWESOME.
Prince pulled Kim Kardashian on-stage to dance during his Madison Square Garden concert but she didn't really do what he wanted. See the awkward video.
Leading up to the Super Bowl, Visa's been running those ads with the four old guys in the "Never Miss a Super Bowl" club. They've been at EVERY SINGLE SUPER BOWL in person, starting with Super Bowl One in 1967.
It's a big day for people who like to inconspicuously drink HUGE AMOUNTS of wine when they're on the bus or sitting at work.
--Starbucks has been rolling out its 31-ounce size, called the Trenta. And someone figured out that the cup is big enough that once you're done with your iced coffee, you can fill the cup with an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF WINE.
Depending on who you are...this could be called good or bad. According to a new Australian study, more and more women born in the mid-70s to early 2000s are struggling with basic traditionally female chores such as cooking, cleaning and sewing.
Have you ever been told the plot to a movie by a little kid...or Crisco? It's quite the process. See how long it took for Crisco and Carson to tell us the plot of Despicable Me.
There's an amazing screenshot from a real estate website making the rounds online. A realtor in Houston posted photos from a home she was selling . . . but didn't remove all the LOVE TOYS before she took the photos.
This is Jill from New Jersey who listens to the Dave Ryan Show on iheartradio and we want to bring her to Minnesota for PJ Party. Vote for the activities you think we should do with her during her first trip to Minnesota.
A sketch comedy group in Canada posted a parody on YouTube making fun of The Learning Channel for only showing programs that AREN'T educational. The fake promo says to tune in for shows like "Dwarf Hoarders" and "Cake Whores".
Can you correctly identify each member of the morning show's handwriting? Dave, Lena, Steve-O, Crisco and Intern John all had to write, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" in cursive. (Scroll down to see the answer.)
This story is about a freak accident that happened when a man gave a woman a hickey. So this alone shouldn't stop you from giving hickeys. The fact that you're not 12 years old should stop you from giving hickeys.
A college dude named Randon tries to set the world record for most quarters put in a belly button. This is oddly fascinating, but also nauseating. This is why you never lick a quarter.
The truth is out about PowerBalance wristbands ...You've probably seen the commercials and noticed the rising popularity of these hologram-embedded bracelets.
The world population has reached seven billion people. To help put that number into perspective; National Geographic magazine has created this terrific video.
Meet Ted Williams, a homeless man from Columbus, Ohio who has a God given gift. Unfortunately, he has no way to share it. Anyone looking to hire someone for voiceovers? Look no further.
If you've spent more than five minutes on YouTube, you've probably seen at least one video of some idiot skiing or water-tubing down the street while being pulled by a car. But you've probably never seen someone do it on the streets of MANHATTAN.
This is easily my favorite news clip of the 2010 holiday season. I highly recommend watching the whole thing and at least forwarding to the 1:20 remark for an account of the initial police response. In other news, don’t ever move to Lafayette, Indiana.
The website Insure.com put together this quiz, based on insurance data, where you try to guess which of two things is more dangerous . . . and it's almost never the one that we're more afraid of...
This morning we did a Christmas version of American Idiots, where we get title suggestions from you, and then we have 45 minutes to write an original song. The songs are usually TERRIBLE, but this morning they were pretty good! Several people asked for copies of the lyrics, so here they are! (Warning: some of the lyrics are a bit...unsavory. Per usual.)
Introducing the Vuvutech 5000. The year's most annoying sound-making device, combined with high-powered air horns, then hooked up to a sophisticated home monitoring system.
There are some truly amazing stories when it comes to pilots saving the day. When you see some of these extraordinary close calls, you’ll want to hold on to your seat.
In Oklahoma, two women got busted for shoplifting at TJ Maxx when they were caught stuffing merchandise UNDER their CHUBBY ROLLS. Security guards caught them with $2,600 worth of boots, jeans, wallets, and gloves jammed under their breasts and between the rolls of love in their bellies.
It's Black Friday and you know what that means: by noon today some people will just be returning from their early morning shopping sprees, while many more head to the mall in search of holiday savings.
A Miami man with half a head was arrested on charges of soliciting a prostitute earlier this month. According to a police report, he allegedly tried to purchase vaginal sex from an undercover officer for $80. But really– can you blame him for any of that?
Dave, Lena, Steve-O and Crisco participated in the the first annual Morning Show Invention fair. The loser has to wear short shorts, see their final grades.
A 28 year-old was charged for gouging out a man's eye out in St. Paul. The story is funny but the image on Kare11.com posted along with story makes us giggle.
A group of crazy Russian kids somehow made it to the top of a massive metal tower, then climbed out onto the steel beams without any safety equipment. Supposedly they're 900 feet up . . . and it looks it. One of the kids even has the nerve to crawl out to the most dangerous spot, and STAND UP. If you're afraid of heights, the video is hard to watch.
In another bizarre interview, the Oscar nominee says he and his wife need to expose "star whackers" or they'll "be out on the street and we will have nothing to eat."
If this study is true, I'm WAY less patient than the average person. Because after I stand in line for about two or three minutes, I COMPLETELY lose patience for the entire concept of waiting in lines, and the idiots who hold them up.
Sometimes you have to look for irony . . . and sometimes it just smacks you in the face. This is definitely one of those "smack you in the face" situations.
It was five years ago, during a Hurricane Katrina relief telethon, that KANYE WEST uttered the now-infamous line, "GEORGE BUSH doesn't care about black people."
Your mom's horrible 80's hair could land you jingle ball tickets. Send a picture of you mom's hairstyle with KDWB somewhere in the photo to RyanShow@KDWB.com.
Rihanna and Shy Ronnie [Andy Samberg] team up again in another ‘SNL Digital Short’ entitled Ronnie and Clyde, in which the two attempt to rob a bank in the style of Bonnie and Clyde.
The following time-lapse video was taken in October 2002 of The Burning Tree at the Congdon Mansion . Allow your eyes to relax and cross when viewing this video.
Do you ever get those weird e-mail forwards? We got a forward in our show email that was called "Women, Read This!!! It may save your life!!!" or something like that. We've gotten it several times before. It's about locking your door when you get in the car, don't drive away if someone has a gun to your head, etc. Here are a few more listener submitted e-mail forwards.
"Back to the Future" would have been a vastly different movie if MICHAEL J. FOX hadn't starred in it. The thing is, that almost happened. In fact, it sort of DID happen in a way. Let me explain: ERIC STOLTZ was originally hired to play Michael's character, Marty McFly. And they were five weeks into shooting the movie before director ROBERT ZEMECKIS realized that it just wasn't working out.
He decided something drastic had to be done, so he went to STEVEN SPIELBERG, who was producing.
We found a great game for all of you to play this morning instead of actually working. It's a photo of six different women, and you have to guess how many sexual partners each one of them has had: None, one, five, 25, 50 . . . or 5,000. Yes, one of them has had 5,000 partners. And no, none of the women are famous.
Juan Rodriguez, the man who streaked President Obama in Philly yesterday, will get the $1 million prize from Battlecam.com if video evidence shows Rodriguez met the conditions required of the stunt.
This Snickers commercial actually scares the crap out of me. I think I've seen that mask in my nightmares. And a kid popping out of an adult's crotch? Creepy - not funny. This does not make me want to buy Snickers. Sorry. Although I do love me some Snickers!
It's a race between Crisco and Intern John and there can only be one winner. We load up shopping carts with cinder blocks and they have to push them through Sever's Corn Maze to checkpoint H and back. Check it out to see who WINS!!!!!!!
While many people seem to only speak in other accents when drunk, this kid reveals himself to be an inadvertent dialect savant in this remarkable video.
Within eight minutes, he masters two dozen accents used by English speakers. He says that the video is "mostly for his friends," but it's no surprise that such an impressive mimic has received so much attention on YouTube.
The city of South Bend, Indiana . . . better known as the home of Notre Dame . . . recently put up a billboard to brag about its high-quality public schools. But in a twist that shows their public schools might not be all THAT great . . . the billboard had a SPELLING ERROR.
Robert Lynn Barker, 42, was so upset with his 13-year-old stepson’s performance at a football game that he pulled a BB gun on him and fired rounds to “motivate” the child into doing sprints in his front yard. I know what you're thinking: Yes, he's from Florida.
How to play? Draw a card and award yourself points based on what comes up on your ipod when you hit shuffle. Some cards would be "individual" cards; others would be "everybody" cards where all players would get points.
Chicago-based YouTuber Keenan Cahill has treated his 11,000 fans and subscribers to an animated, lip-synched version of Katy’s hit single “Teenage Dream” that’s quickly going viral and has even attracted the attention of Katy herself!
Abby and Lisa are best friends and founding members of the pop group “Ablisa.” (Name math!) They finally made it to the UK's X-Factor! (4:45 for the major “action,” but the gradual descent into s***show is also enjoyable.)
On Saturday night, 20-year-old Farrah Pierce of Providence, Rhode Island, was with a friend at a shopping mall in Natick, Massachusetts. The friend was arrested for shoplifting. And that's when things turned really bad REALLY QUICK for Farrah . . .
When Lady Gaga arrives in the Twin Cities next week the Xcel Energy center plans on giving her a gift from a local designer.
When Lady Gaga arrives in the Twin Cities next week the Xcel Energy center plans on giving her a gift from a local designer.
When Lady Gaga arrives in the Twin Cities next week the Xcel Energy center plans on giving her a gift from a local designer.
Enrique Iglesias visited KDWB's Dave Ryan in the Morning Show in Minneapolis and, when asked what the weirdest gift he'd received from a fan was, Enrique had a very surprising answer: "I got a used Tampax once...in an envelope that got to my house." Not what anyone in the room was expecting to hear!
It looks like the people behind the Snuggie found out about their new competition The Snazzy Napper and decided to step up their game. This commercial for the infamous blanket with sleeves uses Los del Río's infectious 90s dance hit "Macarena" in their latest ad
From FunnyorDie.com, Pee-wee Herman embarks on a new big adventure at 70th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota. Along the way, he gets a tattoo, meets some new biker friends and hitches a ride with a Renegade.
The guys got skills! A violinist named Paul Dateh put a video up on YouTube of himself doing a mash-up of current hits on his violin, and singing. It's pretty cool sounding. The songs are: "Telephone" by Lady Gaga, "Blah Blah Blah" by Ke$ha, "Rude Boy" by Rihanna, and "OMG" by Usher.
The Dave Ryan in the Morning Show's band, Emergency Shoe Shine, is learning KISS' "Rock 'N Roll All Night" for the MN State Fair. This is our first practice. Prepare to be filled with awe.
A jetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane’s emergency chute before disappearing into a terminal at John F. Kennedy airport Monday, an airport official said.
Remember Group Therapy the other day where Heather mooed at Melinda because Melinda is fat and married a plumber? You gotta hear the latest Group Therapy!
Toasting newlyweds is a time-honored, nerve-wracking tradition that usually results in a pretty soused speaker. This spectacular video demonstrates an interesting solution to help calm your nerves: sit next to someone even drunker than you — someone prone to throwing up in slow-motion. You'll end up looking like a hero, no matter how bland your dedication is
A military jet crashed on Friday during an air show training run in Alberta, Canada. It hit
the ground and exploded, but the pilot ejected just in time, so organizers are going forward with the air show as planned.
You have a bratty kid? Ever wonder if the babysitters keeping anything from you when you leave to go out to a movie or dinner? See what some part and full-time babysitters say behind your back.
Can we all agree that while Jersey Shore and the Real Housewives of NYC/Orange County/Atlanta are all great the BEST shows are the one’s from our childhood. Here’s 10 shows that Frisky.com thinks she be brought back.
If you're tired of your kids parking their butts in front of the TV or the Xbox, try this: The new 'Nerf Stampede' . . . a battery-powered, fully-automatic Nerf assault rifle.
From a distance, this looked like someone spilled coffee grounds all over the sidewalk. 1000's of ants just crawling all over each other. I have no idea why.
If you're a fella, check these out, some of the best sexual propositions from Mad Men. Good ish for the fellas. Some of these creep us out while others motivate us to: meet a girl, take her our for a nice steak dinner and....ya know the rest.
Becky listens to our show in Coon Rapids. She sent us this video and this description:
So we live in Coon Rapids and after all the massive rain we got our street was flooded and before we knew it there was a crazy guy in his swim trunks taking his snowmobile down the street! It is freaking amazing!! Only in Coon Rapids! Just thought yall would enjoy this!
© 2012
